英语幽默谜语-英语幽默情景对话 6页

英语幽默谜语|英语幽默情景对话　　英语谜语进展历史悠久,内容丰富,形式多样,有许多是好玩又幽默,以下是为你整理的英语幽默谜语，欢迎大家阅读。　　英语幽默谜语经典篇　　Whydontyouadvertiseforyourlostdog?　　Hecantread　　Onwhichsidedoesabirdhavethemostfeathers?　　Theoutside　　Whatisthebestthingtokeepinhotweather?　　Cool!　　Whatisneveruseduntilitsbroken?　　Anegg　　Whatsaskeleton?(骨架)　　Itsalotofboneswithoutthepersononthem!　　Whatisdarkbutmadebylight?　　Ashadow　　Whatcanyoubreakwithonlyoneword?　　Silence　　Whatstaysindoorsnomatterhowmanytimes youputitout?　　Thelight　　Apolicemansawatruckdrivergoingthewrongwaydownaone-waystreet,butdidntgivehimaticketWhy?　　Becausethetruckdriverwaswalking　　Wherecanmilkbebeststored?　　Inacow　　英语幽默谜语精选篇　　Whichcanmovefaster,heatorcold?　　Heat,becauseyoucancatchcoldeasily　　Whatsthehardestthingaboutlearningskating?　　Theice　　Whathascitieswithnohouses,riverswithoutwaterandforestswithouttrees?　　Amap　　Whatcanbemeasuredbuthasnolength,widthorthickness?　　Thetemperature　　WhatmakestheTowerofPisalean?　　Itnevereats 　　Whyiswritingcalledhandwriting?　　Ifpeoplewrotewiththeirfeet,wewouldhavetocallitfootwriting　　Iftherewereonlythregirlsintheworld,whatdoyouthinktheywoulddo?　　Twoofthemwouldgettogetheranstalkabouttheotherone　　HowmanygreatmenhavebeenborninLondon?　　NoneOnlybabies　　Whencanyouhaveanemptypocketandstillhavesomethinginit?　　Whenyouhaveaholeinyourpocket　　Thegreateritis,thelessitcanbeseenWhatisit?　　Darkness　　Themoreyoutakeaway,thebiggerIbecomeWhatamI?　　Ahole　　Whomaymarrymanyawifeandstaysingleallofhislife?　　Apriest(牧师)　　英语幽默谜语最新篇 　　Whoisntyoursisterandisntyourbrother,butisstillachildofyourmotherandfather?　　Imyself　　Whathasteethbutcannoteat?　　Acomb　　Whatkindofmancanraisethingswithoutliftingthem?　　Afarmer　　WhatstartswithaT,endswithaT,andisfullofT?　　Teapot　　Whatwordcanyoumakeshorterbyaddingtoit?　　Short　　Whatpersondoeseverymantakehishatoffto?　　Abarber　　Whydoestheboycarryaladdertotheschool?　　Becausehewantstogotohighschool　　Whatcanyouswallowthatcanalsoswallowyou?　　Water 　　Whatsthedifferencebetweenahillandapill?　　Ahillishardtogetupandapillishardtogetdown　　WhyisituselesstosendalettertoWashington?　　Becausehesdead　　AdoctorandalawyerlovedthesamegirlThelawyerwentawayforaweekandgavethegirlsevenapplesbeforeheleftWhy?　　Becauseanappleadaykeepsthedoctoraway　　Whatwillyoudoifaman-eatingtigerisrunningafteryou?　　NothingBecauseImawoman　　Whatalwaystravelsonfoot?　　Ashoe　　Wherecanhappinessalwaysbefound?　　Inthedictionary　　Whatishigherwithoutaheadthanwithahead?　　Apillow(枕头)英语幽默谜语