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mylittledogcan"treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvertisementinthepapers!Mrs.Brown:It"snouse,mylittledogcan"tread.我的狗不识字布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”TwoBirdsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer.Teacher:Pleasetellus.Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow.两只鸟老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。（1）Aladyopenedherrefrigeratorandsawarabbitsittingononeoftheshelves,"Whatareyoudoinginthere?"sheasked.一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什么？”Therabbitreplied,"ThisisaWestinghouse,isn"tit?"兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对？”（Westinghouse，西屋电气公司）Theladyconfirmed,"Yes."女士确认道：“没错。”"Well,"therabbitsaid,"I"mwesting."兔子说：“那就对了，我就是要往西边去。” （2）Rabbit:Areyousurethisbottleofspecialcarrotjuicewillcureme?兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病？Doctor:Absolutely.Norabbitevercamebackforanother.医生：当然咯，凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。（3）BabyRabbit:Mommy,wheredidIcomefrom?兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢？MotherRabbit:I"lltellyouwhenyou"reolder.兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。BabyRabbit:Oh,Mommy,please,tellmenow.兔宝宝：噢，妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。MotherRabbit:Ifyoumustknow,youwerepulledfromamagician"shat.兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That"stoobad.Howdidthathappen?Johnny:Weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon.他赢了汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。IHaveHisEarinMyPocketIvancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?""Akidbitme,"repliedIvan."Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?"askedhismother."I"dknowhimanywhere,"saidIvan."Ihavehisearinmypocket."他的耳朵在我衣兜里伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” DrunkOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What"sthemeaningoftheword"Drunk",dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk.""But,dad,"theboysaid,"there"sonlyONEpoliceman!"醉酒一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”HospitalityThehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest"splate.Thevisitorsmiled,putthecheeseintohismouthandthensaid:"Youmusthavebettereyesthanyourmother,sonny.Wheredidyoufindthecheese?""Intherat-trap,sir,"repliedtheboy.好客由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？”“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。Abadbeginningmakesabadending.不善始者不善终。Abadthingneverdies.遗臭万年。Abadworkmanalwaysblameshistools.不会撑船怪河弯。Abirdinthehandisworththantwointhebush.一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。Aboasterandaliararecousins-german.吹牛与说谎本是同宗。 Abullyisalwaysacoward.色厉内荏。Donot,foronerepulse,giveupthepurposethatyouresolvedtoeffect.(WilliamShakespeare,Britishdramatist)不要只因一次失败，就放弃你原来决心想达到的目的。(英国剧作家莎士比亚.W.)Don"tpartwithyourillusions.Whentheyaregoneyoumaystillexist,butyouhaveceasedtolive.(MarkTwain,Americanwriter)不要放弃你的幻想。当幻想没有了以后，你还可以生存，但是你虽生犹死。（(美国作家马克?吐温)Iwanttobringoutthesecretsofnatureandapplythemforthehappinessofman.Idon"tknowofanybetterservicetoofferfortheshorttimeweareintheworld.(ThomasEdison,Americaninventor)我想揭示大自然的秘密，用来造福人类。我认为，在我们的短暂一生中，最好的贡献莫过于此了。(美国发明家爱迪生.T.)Idealisthebeacon.Withoutideal,thereisnosecuredirection;withoutdirection,thereisnolife.(LeoTolstoy,Russianwriter)理想是指路明灯。没有理想，就没有坚定的方向；没有方向，就没有生活。(俄国作家托尔斯泰.L.)Ifwintercomes,canspringbefarbehind?(Shelley,Britishpoet)冬天来了，春天还会远吗？(英国诗人,雪莱.)Ifyoudoubtyourself,thenindeedyoustandonshaky11ground.(Ibsen,Norwegiandramatist)如果你怀疑自己，那么你的立足点确实不稳固了。(挪威剧作家易卜生)Teacher:Whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-Goslow".老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered. "You"reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?""Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”一、英语谜语1．whatmancannotliveinahouse?什么人不能住在房子里?Key：snowman（雪人）2．Whatneverasksquestionsbutgetsalotofanswers?什么东西永远不问问题但是却能得到很多答案?Key：dictionary（字典）3．Whatquestioncanyouneveranswer"Yes"to?什么问题你永远也不能回答"是"Key：Areyoudead?（你死了吗?）4、Youhaveit．Youreadit．There"resomepicturesinit?你拥有它，你可以阅读它，它有些图片在里面，它是什么?Key：book（书）5、Amousehasalargepocket．Whatisit?一种鼠有一个大袋子，它是什么?Key：akangaroo（袋鼠）6、Ithasahead，butnoneck．Ithasabody，butnowarmth．NOfeet，butcantravel?它有头，但没有脖子，有身体，但不温暖，没有脚，却能旅行。Key：acar（汽车）二、英语小故事小幽默狮子和老鼠THELIONANDTHEMOUSELionwasawakenedfromsleepbyaMouserunningoverhisface.Risingupinanger,hecaughthimandwasabouttokillhim,whentheMousepiteouslyentreated,saying：“Ifyouwouldonlysparemylife,Iwouldbesuretorepayyourkindness.”TheLionlaughedandlethimgo.IthappenedshortlyafterthisthattheLionwascaughtbysomehunters,whoboundhimbystrongropestotheground.TheMouse,recognizinghisroar,cameup,andgnawedtheropewithhisteeth,andsettinghimfree,exclaimed:“Youridiculedtheideaofmyeverbeingabletohelpyou,notexpectingtoreceivefrommeanyrepaymentofyourfavor；butnowyouknowthatitis possibleforevenaMousetoconferbenefitsonaLion.”一只老鼠从一只狮子面前跑过去，将它从梦中吵醒。狮子生气地跳起来，捉住老鼠，要弄死它。老鼠哀求说：“只要你肯饶恕我这条小生命，我将来一定会报答你的大恩。”狮子便笑着放了它。后来狮子被几个猎人捉住，用粗绳捆绑倒在地上。老鼠听出是狮子的吼声，走来用牙齿咬断绳索，释放了他，并大声说：“你当时嘲笑我想帮你的忙，而且也不指望我有什么机会报答。但是你现在知道了，就算是小老鼠，也能向狮子效劳的。”三、英语有趣的字词Titfortat：针锋相对Tweedledumandtweedledee：半斤八两humandhaw：表示犹豫或支吾的嗯嗯呃呃声cling-clang：叮当作响，铿锵声。rat-tat,rat-a-rat,rat-tat-tat：（敲门的）砰砰声。Flip-flop：啪嗒啪嗒地响（动）Zigzag：弯弯曲曲Hotch-potch：大杂烩Criss-cross：纵横交错Helter-skelter：慌慌张张Shilly-shally：犹犹豫豫Chit-chat：拉呱Dillydally：磨磨蹭蹭Tittle-tattle：嚼舌头，搬弄是非Higgledy-piggledy：乱七八糟Walkie-talkie：步话机Job-hop：跳槽apple掌上明珠greenmonster嫉妒的人ouchpotato懒虫acatnap打盹儿asocialbutterfly善于交际的人redtape官僚主义cat`spow被别人利用的人